Role Model Profiles: Sabrina Carpenter
- Showy Chloe
- Jun 27
- 3 min read
Updated: Jun 29
The second role model in my role model profile series is SABRINA CARPENTER.
She pisses feminists off. She’s blonde, hot and horny!
This is her 10 years ago:
and this is her now:
And just look at that transformation! Remember ladies, sex sells. See how she only got really famous after she completely changed her look and personality? No more at the depressing songs about work and rat racing! Now all her songs are about men men men and sex. The Bimbo aesthetic is IN.
But isn’t she a man hater? I hear you ask. Not in the slightest! What, because she has one silly song where she calls a man a manchild? In that song she goes on to say she always goes back running to them- even if she’s bemoaning her bad luck and them treating her badly- it’s still all about men. Her standards are even pretty low- she’d even fuck a man with “half a brain” who’s never “heard of self care.”
And the best part? Women love her music! It’s so catchy that even humongous internalise the message. Women love dancing to her music,
I’m convinced the old Sabrina got captured by some benevolent patriarchy lab, got bimboified, and then released into society to make slutty pop songs and hypnotise the masses.
Her music is all about sex sex sex. You might remember when her ‘nonsense’ outros went viral- where she wrote and performed a specific ending for each place she performed in, usually making puns about fucking with the names and cultures of each city.
Orrrr you might remember her viral ‘positions’ part of her sweet n short tour. Every performance, during her song “bed chem”- she’d ask her crowd of almost 100% young women ‘have you ever tried this one?’- and mime a sex position.
Her most recent album Man's Best Friend features a cover is her literally on her hands and knees, like a dog, for a man. A true icon.
Of course, she’s beautiful and glamorous with a great body, but an under appreciated aspect of her sexuality is her short stature. Shes only 5 feet tall, doll sized, pocket pussy sized!
Her playful sexuality reminds me of my ultimate icon- Marilyn Monroe. She’s a daughter of the OG role model.
Some song and lyric highlights... there's too many songs to just choose one so here's an introduction to what her songs are about :
Juno- a song about wanting to get have sex and pregnant. "Whole package babe I like the way you fit," and "I'm so fucking horny."
House Tour- a song about inviting a date back to fuck and 'tour' her house. "I promise none of this is a metaphor, I just want you to come inside."
Go Go Juice- about having drunk rebound sex with strangers- "Ain't nobody's safe when I'm a little bit drunk, could be John or Larry, gosh who's to say?", "Some good old fashioned fun sure numbs the pain."
15 Minutes- about time but some good lyrics lik "I can do a lot with 15 minutes, lot of pretty boys, lot of funny business ... only gonna take two to make you finish."
Bed Chem - a song about fucking and sexual chemistry. "I bet we'd have really good bed chem, how you'd pick me up, pull 'em down, turn me 'round....," "Come right on me"... this one just goes on and one
Couldn't Make It Any Harder - a sad song about growing apart from a partner but also filled with inneundo. "I know you're frustrated cause I will not let you touch me. You say you can take it but you don't know how hard I can make it."
Taste - intrasexual competition. "He pins you down on the carpet, makes paintings with his tongue," "I heard you're back together and if that's true, you'll just have to taste me when he's kissing you."
She encourages women to be sluttier, she normalises the bimbo aesthetic and promotes and man worshipping lifestyle. Thank you Sabrina Carpenter for your contributions to society.
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