Role Model Profiles: Ashnikko
- Showy Chloe
- Mar 22
- 5 min read
“Can you see my pussy? Can you see my ass when I bend over? Yeah? Okay, good.”
SomethingI love about modern western culture is that misogyny got completely resold to women as empowerment. Which means we have hundreds of slutty, stupid, self objectifying celebrities to look up to. (Kinda like that Key and Peele sketch lol: https://youtu.be/yvCNNDY49cE?si=B0S_k2E3A2SNP_Jm )
Today I want to talk about Ashnikko. I love touching myself with her song “Itty Bitty” playing, I’ve basically Pavlov’d myself into getting a little turned on every time I hear it (if I didn’t already haha).
She’s bisexual (love it). She’s always shaking her ass, but still expressing her own style while she does it.
Her music isn’t all as slutty as this one but she has a lot of sexual lyrics. Slumber Party is about fucking girls. Sticky Fingers has a lot of lyrics about dressing slutty. Wet Like (featuring Cobrah- another singer with slutty songs) is more dominant, but still all about fucking.
As you can see: she's hot as fuck.
I’ll probably make a second post about her with clips of her dancing, flashing her tits and showing off her body soon, but for now I've broken down the lyrics of two of her songs. Itty Bitty and Full Frontal.
Lyrics from Itty Bitty I love:
Of course, we have this strong opening...
“Can you see my pussy? Can you see my ass when I bend over? Yeah? okay, good.”
sure it introduces the core of the song, the conversational tone is so fun- she’s asking her friend (or if you’d like to imagine, a man) if her skirt is short enough.
“Itty bitty, teeny tiny, little slutty skirt”
The title and the line about the skirt in general reclaims the phrase itty bitty- usually used in a casually derogatory reference to small boobs. It’s playful and the marching consonant sounds makes it so satisfying to listen to.
“I like to put it on every time my heart hurt”
I kinda like this lyric because “hurt” instead of “hurts” makes her sound stupid.
“I'm gettin' finger fucked in the back of the club (how are you?)”
Promotes slutty or freeuse behaviour, and then turns to the listener- inviting them to judge her. It asks: are you also having fun? Are you also being a slut?
“Me and my girlfriend just broke up”
Any excuse to get slutty is a good one to me- especially freedom to fuck whoever. Sex is always the right coping mechanism.
“I tuck my lip gloss in my boot, bitch, I am here to work”
no pockets, duh, unless you count your prison wallet. Uses imagery of a hooker too.
“I'm a rose quartz rockstar”
Aka- being a slut makes you a rockstar. But it’s still curbed with femininity- rose quartz being pink. It’s meant to be a healing crystal- sex is healing her heart.
“Tranquilize me with a blow dart”
She wants to get drunk as fuck, but i also love this because i have some fantasies about being drugged and fucked
“Wish I had two tongues, I'm a succubus”
Do i need to explain this one? I love that she’s alternative and she often draws one imagery like this in her music.
“Lookin' for someone hung, pink dick like bubblegum.
I just want to have fun, mischievous troublesome
DJ me 'til I'm numb, suck me Dyson hoover dumb.”
Again, not much to add. She wants to get fucked and fingered and eaten until she’s stupid too.
“I wanna fall for someone new
Fuck in the bathroom, super cute”
Again- she’s being a good role model here and promoting slutty behaviour.
“Thumbelina, dragon fruit”
This ones a bit harder to parse. Thumbelina of course is the tiny girl. I didn’t have the story growing up but upon searching it apparently she meets lots of animals in the story- which are presumably the many men and women Ashnikko is meeting and fucking. Dragon fruit is colourful like her, and fruit is always shorthand for sexuality and fertility in poems.
“I'm magnetic, you want me too, ah
So sex and the city, I know it'll fix me
I'm doin' great right now (great right now, great right now, great)”
It kind of sounds like she’s trying to convince herself she’s doing great, but you can interpret it at face value too.
“I'm like a bitch in heat, in the desert with a thirst.”
Who isn’t?
What a great song! Im so grateful we have fun sexy music to listen to, and slutty, fat assed, horny bitches like Ashnikko to look up to. The audio production also reminds me of the songs people write for gooner PMV’s as well lol.
Full Frontal:
Her song Full Frontal is about getting “Botox in her frontal lobe”. Botox being a freezing, neutering agent, and the frontal lobe being the part of your brain that feels emotion.
“Just me and my girls, we been solving equations all week
Using our big juicy brains for the good of humanity
And right now, I need release”
Then she talks about how good it feels to shut her brain off and get eaten out.
“I don't wanna use my brain, lobotomy, it feels so good
Sit on the DJ's face, I feel the beat through my puss
I think I'm liking where this is going,
Don't change the song 'cause the feeling is growing, growing, growing, growing”
Obviously the song is hot becuase it eroticises turning your brain off- dumbing down for sex to feel good. So either you're hearing the song and reinforcing that delicious horny feeling of getting stupid, or you're just learning that they can be assoicated. The song probably accidentally exposed some people to the fetish.
Also funny because lobotomies were used mostly against hysterical women in the past. Feminists today really don’t care about making fun of the shit that was used to brain damage and imprison them in the past. It’s a hot song, and one of the reasons I suspect she’s into hypnosis or bimboification (or at least some type of objectification) fetish. The visualiser is literally her lying face down, ass up, with blank stare!
She has lots more songs with lyrics about fucking, masturbating and wearing slutty clothes. In a way she’s probably good gateway slut to show your alternative friends/ girlfriend. Blue haired, bitchy, fun freaky makeup, bisexual- but still a slutty cunt wearing heels and showing off her body.
It’s nice to know that no matter what kind of woman you are- bimbo, boring, alternative, whatever- there’s a slutty singer for you to emulate! Thank you Ashnikko, for your service.
P.S. her tiktok is full of her being cute and sexy too. TikTok in a way is a fetish for me anyway. I'll hyperlink the post if I write about it.
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